Current DPI Score
Status: SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
Live DC Orders
15:42:17
Large Pepperoni to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave - FLAGGED
15:41:03
3x Supreme Pizza to Langley VA - HIGH ALERT
15:39:45
Midnight order from Pentagon - CLASSIFIED
15:38:22
Hawaiian Pizza to Capitol Hill - ANOMALY
Key Metrics
24h Orders: 2,847
Govt Buildings: 156
After Hours: 73%
Unusual Toppings: 42
Encrypted Orders: ***
7-Day Deep State Activity Trend
📸 SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS - CLASSIFIED 📸
SUBJECT A
"The Pizza Orderer"
SUBJECT B
"Midnight Caller"
SUBJECT C
"The Pineapple Guy"
SUBJECT E
"The Gluten-Free"
SUBJECT F
"Operation Pepperoni"
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